by Sarah Schneider December 15, 2006
Happy Friday! So how are everybody’s finals going? Wow, that sounds rough. Two tests tomorrow and you haven’t even started studying? Jesus, you are screwed. Well read up on this week’s gossip and here’s another test you won’t pass: an STD test. HELL YEAH, BRO! *high five*
(Source: Egotastic)
Talking to People magazine this week, Lindsay Lohan said that she’s been attending Alcoholic Anonymous meeting for a year now. She then proudly announced that she ‘hadn’t had a drink in seven days.’ Because those other 358 days were totally do-overs.
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This week KFed revealed that he may write a tell-all book about Britney Spears. Unfortunately, his initial table of contents failed to impress Harper Collins. Chapter 1 was titled “Britney Spears: The Star That Shines The Brightest” and then Chapters 2-26 were titled “(fart noise)”.
(Source: WWTDD)
Speaking of Britney Spears, it was another great week of publicity for her. First she goes out in public like this (Boobie Warning), then she’s seen making out with this dude, who is easily the most perfect male specimen in existence and who's gaze alone just gave me an orgasm. [upload:645192:large:center:“Here’s to fuckin’ livin’ single and seein’ double, am I right?? Youse guys got no idea, this hair gel is exPENSIVE, yo. And check out this sick bling, son! This shit is TIGHT.”]
(Source: IDLYITW)
And finally, the absurd and kind-of-creepy quote of the week, from British actor James Purefoy:
"Anyone who went to an English [private] school in the 1970s will have had some kind of a gay experience. You bang 500 adolescent hormonal boys together at exactly the time when they're exploring their sexuality, and don't be surprised if some shenanigan comes out of it."
(Source: WWTDD)
And on that note, have a great weekend!
by Aaron Karo at UPenn
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
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