Beyonce has a number #1 hit with her searing, soaring ballad “Irreplaceable.” Unfortunately, the song fails to achieve classic status because of one clumsy couplet: “I could have another you in a minute/Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute.” C’mon, B—rhyming “minute” with “minute!?” We’ve come to expect more from the poet who added the word “bootilicious” to the English language. (Maybe boyfriend Jay-Z refused to help her come up with a rhyme because he thought the song was about him.) Fortunately, the lyric is well, replaceable. Here are our suggested substitutes for varying the violating verse:
“I could have another you in a minute...”
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