| Maneuvers | Distance | |
| 1: Start out going SOUTH on the NECK towards CLEAVAGE. | 2.1 inches | |
| 2: Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the LEFT BREAST. | 5.4 inches | |
| 3: Take the 2nd EXIT towards RIGHT BREAST / SIDEBOOB / ARMPIT. | 3.1 inches | |
| 4: Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the RIGHT BREAST. | 5.4 inches | |
| 5: RIGHT BREAST becomes TORSO. | .3 inches | |
| 6: Merge onto HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH via exit 14B on the LEFT towards BELLY BUTTON (Portions toll). | 10.5 inches | |
| 7: Continue to follow HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH (crossing into MONS PUBIS). | 2.2 inches | |
| 8: Take the VULVA exit – exit 12 – towards LABIA MAJORA / LABIA MINORA / ANUS. | .1 inches | |
| 9: Keep RIGHT to take I-90 E / MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE toward N.H.-MAINE / BOSTON. | 84 milesas | |
| 10: Turn RIGHT. | < .1 inches | |
| 11:Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | |
| 12: Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | |
| 13: Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | |
| 14: End at ANUS. | | |
| 15: APOLOGIZE. | .2 minutes | |
| 16: Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | |
| 17: Turn RIGHT to follow VULVA NORTH towards CLITORIS. | 1.6 inches | |
| 18: End at CLITOR - | | |
| 19: Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | |
| 20: Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | |
| 21: Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | |
| 22: End at CLITROIS, VUL - | | |
| 23: Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | |
| 24: Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | |
| 25: End at CLITORIS, VULVA, US | | |
by Neil Padover at Tufts
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
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