Hey, you! How are you? Great, great. Yeah, I'm doing great, just heading over to the gym to work on the guns. Haha, yeah I know it hasn't been cool to call my arms guns since before we were born, I was just kidding.

...So how are things at your school? Different from here at home? What's that about your new boyfriend? Oh, I thought you were still dating Dave. I mean, you two dated for all of high school, thereby eliminating any chance that any of the other guys at school had of feeding you three Smirnoffs then feeling your tits. What? I don't think I said anything out loud. You must be hearing things. I just remember thinking you two better get married or else I'd kill him. Haha!

So I see you're even hotter than you used to be!
...Yeah you're right, that was a weird thing to say. We never really talked much back in high school, huh.

But hey, at least I got to spank it to you a lot, right? Haha! ...Where are you going?
Wait, I was just kidding, sort of.

So how is that cockblocking son of a bitch Dave? I never did get a chance to run him over with my car.
Where could you possibly have to go? You can't be in this big of a hurry. Fine, go, you bitch! You don't know what you're missing!

...Whatever, at least I got to refresh my spank bank memory. I better get home so I can wax my weinermobile.