So you've finally figured out why the hottie in your calc class won't come study in your dorm room.

It's not because of your acne, lack of personality, her chest puppies the size of her head, or because she's dating a med school student who can afford to take her somewhere besides Taco Ardiente. The awesomeness of Taco Ardiente not withstanding, all of these facts would seemingly put you at a disadvantage, but no.

No, the reason she's not interested in you is because your muscles aren't big enough. It's time to get pumped up, work your gluts, bench press, military press, penis press, toddler press, stretch your triceps and punch yourself in the stomach to make your abs like rocks (instructions can be found online, maybe).
Once you're a diesel, that dumb slut will be on her knees faster than you can say "shrunken testicles."

With this in mind, I've developed a workout plan for you, with explanations for each exercise. Do this every single day. Rest is your enemy. If you feel like you're dying and can't move any of your muscles, that means you're doing it right.

-Dead Lift: Bend down at the waist to pick up a bar that has more weight than you think is safe or reasonable on it. Make sure your back is arched and your knees are locked. Tie your hands to the bar and you're ready to go. Jerk up as fast as you can using the muscles in your lower back. If you can get it off the ground that means you're not a big pussy; you should lift the bar over your head, then throw it at least ten feet. Remember to keep your knees locked.

-Military Press: Find a ROTC student in your campus gym. This will be the guy that looks like he knows what he's doing and isn't staring at himself in the mirror nearly as much as everybody else. He will also being a shirt that will subtly indicate his association with the US military, such as "MARINES, MOTHERFUCKERS." Start a fight with him. If you live, you will be stronger. Or crippled. Did I say stronger?

-Running: Aerobic exercise is important to burn fat. Run until you pass out and wake up in an ambulance. Once at the hospital, tear out your IV and sprint home, or at least as close to home as you can get before you pass out and you have to get picked up by an ambulance again. Rinse and repeat.

-Leg Press: Do Leg Presses on the machine that was built for it. Alternatively, kick baby strollers you see on the street.

These are all of the exercises you need to do for a mere 1-2 years in order to be able to seduce/forcibly rape any young lady you want! Enjoy!