Albert Einstein: "I entered her at 52 degrees, for optimum torque. She was a large woman, and it took a lot of effort to breathe when she was on top of me. Few people know this, but the original meaning of my theory of relativity was Exhaustion = Mass of Cooch squared. I spent my entire career trying to discover time travel so I could go back and unbang her."
Napoleon Bonaparte: "I conquered her, inch by sumptuous inch. She kept asking me to spank her, but I refused to take my hand out of my jacket. Hubris proved to be my fatal flaw as I tried to invade a forbidden territory, and she exiled me from my own bedroom. I came back 100 days later, only to be shunned again. I attribute my second defeat to the Water Lube."
Scooby Doo: "I didn't even rrask if she was in the rrood – I just rrawled on top of her. I rrucked her hard. I rrucked her slow. And I didn't just rruck her rroggy style – I rrucked her rrissionary, I rrucked her rreelbarrow. Finarry, I erraculated on her face and said, "You rrike it! You rrike it you rrirty rrittle rritch!"
The Internet: "I met her over myself, which was kind of weird, you know. At first, my history really freaked her out. My first time was pretty embarrassing. When we really started getting busy, I froze. When I actually wanted a pop-up, I couldn't get one. Anyway, she was a Real Player, and I eventually realized she was just using me to get to other people."
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
by Lilly Walleck at Hampshire
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
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