Old Man or Blog?

by Steven Menegozzi on January 04, 2007

Take this quiz and see if you can figure out where the complaints are coming from! Is it from a disillusioned blogger or delusional old man?

  • The music on the radio is awful! Why can't people listen to only what I like?
  • I am useless without my thick-framed glasses!
  • Let me tell you a long-winded story of how I made a sandwich earlier in the day!
  • My clothes are outdated by twenty years due to irony.
  • My clothes are outdated by twenty years due to ignorance.
  • Let me tell you about my minimum wage job at McDonalds!
  • Outside? I don't think so! That's where the sun is!
  • I don't understand why I am constantly alone! Maybe I should complain more!
  • I have no friends because nobody understands me.
  • I have no friends because they all died twenty years ago.
  • Sometimes I just feel like my heart will stop.
  • I can only afford meals that are cheaper than $6.00
  • Vinyl records are the only way to listen to music!


Congratulations! You scored 100%. You are equally Andy Rooney and Daria. Your boring stories and ineffective rants amuse yourself and patronizing friends.

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