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Big Words in Oh Seven


Choice [chois] adj. Awesome, excellent; of good quality

            Choice - - as in "That Corona trucker hat is choice!"


Crunchy [kruhn-chee]


            1: adj. sweet, awesome, fun

            Crunchy - - as in "This bologna sandwich is crunchy"


            2: adj. New-age, modern hippie; a 21st century hippie if you will

            Crunchy - - as in "Check out Suzy Brah, she's sporting dreads and

                                 birks, bitch went all crunchy."


Boss [baws, bos]


          1: adj. Incredibly awesome, fantastic, cool

            Boss - - as in "Those tits are boss!"


          2: n. a close friend or acquaintance

            Boss - - as in "What's up, Boss? You got the keg?"


Tits [tits]


           1. n. boobies, breasts, bozongazongas, fun bags, etc.

            Tits - - as in "Holy cow Moose, did you see the tits on that girl? 

                       They're so boss!"


            2: Mind control devices. Source of women's power. What you look when

                 talking to them.

            Tits - - as in "Sorry Meg, I can't look at you, your tits are too crunchy."


            3: adj. Sweet, cool, tight, awesome, crunchy

            Tits - - as in "Did you get Nintendo Wii? Shit's the tits"

                              or "These cookies are the tits."


            **New Phrase** - - "Shit's the tits"


New Words


Norb (Norbelsaurus)  [nawrb]


            n. An idiot; foolish or senseless person. A norb. A nub, nube, nubbin

            Norb - - as in "Ryan, you're such a norbelsaurus"


Moosing [moos-ing]

            n. to be an asshole, reflect some douche-bagginess 


            Moosing - - as in "Let's give the new pledges a royal moosing...bring out

                                       the goat."


Brahzasaurus [brah-zuh sohr-us]


            1. n. frat cat, a real bro, head of the pack, one of the fellas

            Brahzasaurus - - as in "Toss me a choice Coca Brola Brahzasaurus."


            Plural form: Brahzasauri

            This word is going to be the tits in Oh Seven!


Coca Brola [kohk-ah broh-luh]


            n. The new choice name for Coca Cola or any carbonated beverage.

            Coca Brola - - as in "Toss me a Coca Brola bro."


Moish [Muh-oy-sh]


            n. tool, loser, idiot, Norb

            Moish - - as in "Ugh, you Moish!"


Dorphed [Dworf]


            n. to cook three hot pockets at once only to find out that two of them are still frozen in the middle

            Dorphed - - as in "Shit, I'm an idiot, I can't believe I just dorphed!

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