Big Words in Oh Seven
Choice [chois] adj. Awesome, excellent; of good quality
Choice - - as in "That Corona trucker hat is choice!"
Crunchy [kruhn-chee]
1: adj. sweet, awesome, fun
Crunchy - - as in "This bologna sandwich is crunchy"
2: adj. New-age, modern hippie; a 21st century hippie if you will
Crunchy - - as in "Check out Suzy Brah, she's sporting dreads and
birks, bitch went all crunchy."
Boss [baws, bos]
1: adj. Incredibly awesome, fantastic, cool
Boss - - as in "Those tits are boss!"
2: n. a close friend or acquaintance
Boss - - as in "What's up, Boss? You got the keg?"
Tits [tits]
1. n. boobies, breasts, bozongazongas, fun bags, etc.
Tits - - as in "Holy cow Moose, did you see the tits on that girl?
They're so boss!"
2: Mind control devices. Source of women's power. What you look when
talking to them.
Tits - - as in "Sorry Meg, I can't look at you, your tits are too crunchy."
3: adj. Sweet, cool, tight, awesome, crunchy
Tits - - as in "Did you get Nintendo Wii? Shit's the tits"
or "These cookies are the tits."
**New Phrase** - - "Shit's the tits"
New Words
Norb (Norbelsaurus) [nawrb]
n. An idiot; foolish or senseless person. A norb. A nub, nube, nubbin
Norb - - as in "Ryan, you're such a norbelsaurus"
Moosing [moos-ing]
n. to be an asshole, reflect some douche-bagginess
Moosing - - as in "Let's give the new pledges a royal moosing...bring out
the goat."
Brahzasaurus [brah-zuh sohr-us]
1. n. frat cat, a real bro, head of the pack, one of the fellas
Brahzasaurus - - as in "Toss me a choice Coca Brola Brahzasaurus."
Plural form: Brahzasauri
This word is going to be the tits in Oh Seven!
Coca Brola [kohk-ah broh-luh]
n. The new choice name for Coca Cola or any carbonated beverage.
Coca Brola - - as in "Toss me a Coca Brola bro."
Moish [Muh-oy-sh]
n. tool, loser, idiot, Norb
Moish - - as in "Ugh, you Moish!"
Dorphed [Dworf]
n. to cook three hot pockets at once only to find out that two of them are still frozen in the middle
Dorphed - - as in "Shit, I'm an idiot, I can't believe I just dorphed!
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by Jeff Rosenberg at NYU
by Jesse Gold at RISD
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
No matter how much you practice your moves, this guy will put you to shame every time.
Lin Manuel has done great things since appearing in Hardly Working: Rap Battle. I don't want to say were totally responsible, but... We're not? A little respons�No? OK, we've met him.
but your governor's son can't pick his nose.
Obi-Wan is a dumbass
Recording...
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