The dragon's fire burned as the warriors fought
fresh from the feast of the lunch that they had bought
"These broadswords are steel, they're real," they thought
though battle with dragons is a glory hard wrought
From the dining hall come four men walking our way
they appear ill-prepared for this dragon we'll slay
we'll war and we'll fight and we'll duel with swordplay
even though these four frat boys have declared us all gay
"Hey faggots, nice weapons, nice hat, and nice face,"
they yelled as I readied my PVC mace
Sir Gargsworth moved with me, we attacked with great haste
as wiffleball bats sailed right for their waists
The battle was neither long, nor epic, you see
For they must have had far greater hit-points than me
If I had ten more strength I'd break ropes and be free
but until I get leveled I'm tied to this tree
Tied down, beaten, they drew cocks on my friends
Yes, we're level eleven but we deserve to be ten
I know this is college, but why can't we pretend
We are not the gays, we LARP, and we're men.
Recording...
2,889 / 4,718
Newest Articles
-
Hotlink:Making The Most Of Your Sinful Ways
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
60 Likes -
Currently Reading Article:The On-Campus Larpers: A Poem
by DJNewStyle at Rutgers
10 Likes -
Hotlink:Staff Picks
by CH Staff
1 Like
-
1727
Runner fakes out catcher at home plate
Looks like the runner is related to Devin Hester or Barry Sanders. Either way, very embarrassing for the catcher.
-
991
Top 10 Songs I Can Never Listen To The Same Way Again
Listening to these songs will never be the same again.
-
1228
Save Ferris, What if Ferris Was Really Sick? (parody)
What if...
-
1184
Guy Eats Michael Phelps Breakfast in Less Than Five Minutes!
Competitive eater Crazy Legs Conti downs three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet, and two cups of coffee in less than five minutes.
-
1063
Best Olympic Athlete Name Ever
The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.
- See more CollegeHumor stuff on Digg!
-
63
Jet Breaks Sound Barrier (VIDEO)
Cool to see this, would have been amazing in person.
-
47
Legends of the Hidden Sex Therapist
Olmec got a job doing late night love advice after his time at Nickelodeon ended. Let's rock.
-
45
The Reason Why Marijuana Is Still Illegal...CRACKED! (IMG)
not enough funding....
-
26
Kid singing Britney Spears gets Scared to Death
Oh baby, baby. How was he supposed to know, that somebody was watching?
-
16
Online Spank Banking
The Spank Bank - that precious repository of masturbatory imagery that lives in the mind of each and every man - joins the digital age.
- See more CollegeHumor stuff on Digg!
