1)Don’t ask for more work, common rookie mistake. If they cant see you then they cant ask you to do their work, just sit back and collect the checks.
2)Make friends with all the Janitor staff. They will let you gave access to all the cool closets and totally wouldn’t nark on you when they catch you huffing felt tipped markers.
3)See how many cups of water of coffee you can drink before having to go to the bathroom. It will give you the appearance of being busy and also pass the time before you wet yourself.
4)Try and find the one office computer that doesn’t have a block on it to prevent you from viewing porn, the Holy Grail.
5)Guess the ages of all your female coworkers then tell them. Either you get laid by the 37 year old masquerading as a 24 year old or you eat lunch by yourself from then on.
6)See how many drinks you can have at lunch before getting caught.
7)Turn all the clocks forward an hour every day. It ends up working itself out but its fun while it lasts.
8)Find the best bathroom for you to masturbate in, and then proceed to do so.
9)Start talking in a British accent and only respond to the name Higgins.
10) Quit work after you have successfully stolen enough supplies to get you through an entire year, and then follow your dreams by starting a death metal band named Blood Fists of Fury.
If all that fails then make a list like this one.
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