Boyfriend: Oh, that was so good...you're uh, you know...good, right?
Girlfriend: Oh yea, that was great.
Boyfriend: Yea, definitely.
Girlfriend: You faked it though.
Boyfriend: ...what was that?
Girlfriend: You faked your orgasm. I'm not an idiot.
Boyfriend: Uh, no, well, it's just that, ummm...I just had so much to drink tonight, and we had been going for a while, and I just thought that it might be hurting you, and I just...I love you baby, you know that. I wouldn't normally do that to you, you know that.
Girlfriend: You did it like two weeks ago also. Again, not an idiot.
Boyfriend: Are you sure? I coulda sworn this was the first time...
Girlfriend: Yea, I'm positive. It's not like I can't feel anything down there.
Boyfriend: Well, uhh...you know, I just, uh...
Girlfriend: Just don't do it again.
Recording...
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