INT: Dorm Common Room, Three Guys are Playing Poker
A phone rings Guy1: (
Answers) Hello? Hey baby. I'm playing poker. Can I call you back?
Guy2: (
Rolls eyes and looks at Guy3)
Guy1: (
Gives Guy2 the finger)
Kay. Kay, baby. I love you.
Guy3: (
Whispers inaudibly to Guy2)
Guy2: (
Chuckles)
Guy1: (
Angrily) Shut up you guys. No, baby. Not you. I love you too.
Guy2: (
Groans)
Guy1: (
Quietly) I said I love you. I did say it already, you weren't listening. I know. No, no. I'll say it again, I love you.
Guy3: Jesus.
Guy1: (
Turning away and whispering) I wanna snuzzle you too. I'll be there in an hour. 40 minutes.
Guy3: Come on, dude.
Guy1: (
Shoots Guy3 an agitated look and turns away again) I'm your cuddle bunnie. (
Louder) I'm your cuddle bunnie.
Guy2: What the fuck?
Guy1: Fluffy muffin lollipop. Ginger bug.
Guy3: What are you doing?
Guy1: (
Angrily turns to Guy3) Shut up! (
Turns away) Tickle your belly button? Yeah. Eskimo kissy.
Guy2: Alright that's enough!
Guy1: (
Turns back) Seriously dude, I'll slit your throat. Give me 20 seconds. I swear to God, shut up right now or I'm going to kick you in the forehead.
Guy2: (
Looks shocked and confused)
Guy1: (
Whispering loudly into phone) I love you so much. Butterfly sprinkles. (
Louder) Strawberry balloon popsicle.
Guy2: Dude! What are you doing?!
Guy1: (
Turns and punches Guy2 in the face) You wanna go? Honestly, I’m going to stab each one of you tonight. Give me 20 God damn seconds here, okay? (
Into phone) You wanna whisker scratchy? Cotton ball hugs? I love you so much. Bye, baby. (
Turns to table and looks at cards) I’ll fold.