Evanescence: HIIIIII! 
Hinder: Hello? Who is this?
Evanescence: IT’S EVANESCENCE! WHATCHA DOIN’!
Hinder: Well, I was sleeping. It’s 3:15am. Honey, why you callin’ me so late?
Evanescence: I LOST MY CELL PHONE AND I WANTED YOU TO HELP-- TO HELP ME FIND IT!
Hinder: What? You’re calling me from your cell phone right now; it's not lost. And you're actually sort of shouting pretty loud. Listen, it’s kinda hard to talk right now.
Evanescence: I THINK SOMEONE PUKED ON MY SHOE.
Hinder: Honey, why are you crying? Is everything okay?
Evanescence: WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Hinder: Sorry. I gotta whisper ‘cause I can’t be too loud.
Evanescence: I’M TRASHED AND I STILL FIND THAT TO BE A TERRIBLY REDUNDANT SENTENCE! WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE WHISPERING..?
Hinder: Well... my girl’s in the next room.
Evanescence: OH. OKAY... I SEE. COOL.
Hinder: Sometimes I wish she was you. I guess we never really moved on.
Evanescence: OH, DON’T CRY TO ME. IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU WOULD BE HERE WITH ME!
Hinder: It’s really good to hear your voice say my name; it sounds so sweet.
Evanescence: YOU WANT ME? COME FIND ME; MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
Hinder: Look, I don’t feel this is the best time to talk about this. Call me when you’re sober.
Evanescence: YOU NEVER CALL ME WHEN YOU’RE SOBER!
Hinder: I'm gonna hang up now. Goodnight.
Evanescence: YOU ONLY WANT THIS CAUSE IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!
by Jake Klocksien at Winona State
by Brian Murphy
by Andrew B. at Purdue
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
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A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
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