And Now, The Latest In Beer-Specific News

Our first story comes from the Netherlands:
CNN: Dog Beer: Clean the dog bowl, and pick a drinking game that doesn't require opposable thumbs because you and Sparky are getting wasted together tonight. Don't get too excited though, its just a little less sad than drinking by yourself.

Oh, crazy Maine:
CNN: Butt Beer: Santa's ass is a little too appealing to children, according to Maine officials, as they wouldn't let a brewery print a label with his gigantic rump on it. Their next target: The St. Pauli girl.

This is from..wait for it....BRILLIANT, Ohio:
Yahoo News: Broken bottles and spilled beers line the streets aside alcoholic's tears. Short story of a beer truck missing many warnings of a low overpass and crashing right into it. Did I mention where this took place?

Back in Iraq:
Realbeer.com article: Donate: to get men with guns drunk, instead of a ribbon you get included in the blanket cheers to all donators...which is fine with me, yellow was never my color. the site is www.beerforsoldiers.com in case that link stops working.

Va-China:
YouTube: Beer Delivery: While this has nothing to do with the female anatomy, I can imagine that this guys balls are getting crushed on that bike seat. At least they are dying for a good cause.

Hopefully this is the first of many updates,   if you have any interesting stories from your hometown you can reach me at justin.mullally@saintleo.edu.