

Number of friends
Amount of money your parents are "wasting" on you
Depression
Social acceptance of hooking up with Freshmen
How obsolete your computer is
Weight
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by CH Staff
by Jesse Gold at RISD
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
(at which point the dog wins the game)
MMMMMMMM sexy
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
Gallant says, “please” and “thank you.” Goofus once killed a hooker because she got mouthy.