The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free
Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at
CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com.
A) Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, VA
Submitted by JD
The professor has a very thick accent and raspy voice.
Professor: I was one year old when I had surgery, and that made my voice like this.
Future Trophy Wife: So, like, before then you spoke perfect English?
Professor: Yes! Until I was one, I spoke perfect English, then I got accent!
B) Belmont University, Nashville, TN
Submitted by Ryan
Professor: A theoretical is a question like, "Knowing the future what would you change about the past?"
The Mind: Or like, knowing the past what would you change about the future?
Professor: No, that is just called living.
C) Los Angeles Valley College, Valley Glen, CA
Submitted by Sam
Professor: Who can tell me what the worst part of being a slave was?
The Enlightened One: Being Black?
Professor: *Smacks kid with a newspaper*
D) Penn State, University Park, PA
Submitted by William
In Vietnam War History Class, The professor is giving details of a map test of Vietnam
Professor: There will be 33 identifications, 3 points a piece. Spelling counts.
The Brain: Will there be a word bank?
Professor: If spelling counts, why would there be a word bank?
The Brain: ...
E) The Citadel, Charleston, SC
Submitted by Brandon
In nutrition class at The Citadel.
Professor: Americans aren't eating enough fish, we need to eat more fish.
Genius: Does that include tuna?
Professor: *Sighs*
VoteWhoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a
Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to
CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to
include your school or we won't be able to use it.
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