The Perfect Girl vs. The Perfect Car

Last time out, I found similarities between the perfect girl and the perfect public bathroom. Now I realize that was a gross and juvenile comparison. Here is a much more appropriate, less disgusting comparison, the perfect girl vs. the perfect car. Both should have:


  • Frequent waxings
  • Low mileage
  • Great headlights
  • Clean, pleasant-smelling interiors
  • Low maintenance needs
  • High trade-in value
  • Low emissions
  • Wide rims, clean tailpipes
  • Room to comfortably fit five
  • Great performance when wet
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