Well, it hurts.I think you're tearing my penis skin off.
Why are your hands made of sandpaper? It's a humid day. Do you want to use some of my moisturizer? I have a huge tub. I'm just saying.
I think I'm bleeding. Yup, the bottom of my shaft is bleeding. You can't see that blood? It's on your hand.
Can you spit on your hand or something?
No, I don't think it's gross.
You're not a tugboat. No tugging!
Ow. Owowowowowow. OW!
Okay, stop. I've got to go put a band-aid on my dick.
I, uh...I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Recording...
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