Man, I'm bored. I wish I could drive, or maybe do something that would relieve my boredom and make me less inhibited. Drink some magic liquid, maybe; ah, what a crazy dream.
Oh, oh, wait! Dude! Victoria's Secret commercial! Get back in here! Oh, Adriana Lima, so hot. Oh man this is amazing. I can't wait until we're in college, I bet all the girls there look like Gisele. Oh, this is so hot, I can't wait until all the girls in our class have boobs like that.
Oh man, that commercial was great. So hot.
Well, I'm hungry. I'll go get my mom to make me some pizza rolls once I'm able to stand up.
by Weezy at University of Florida
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by CH Staff
This is what's wrong with America ;-)
The real lyrics are finally released
Owner of a Lonely Heart and Smooth Criminal, violin style. Classic music just got more classical.
Things look a little different when you're intoxicated...
What the world's Facebook news feed might look like this week.
Get money get paid.
Take the quiz and see how much of a loser you really are!
That's just wrong.