Would You Rather...
- Have a fully functional third ear on the top of your head or a fully functional third nostril in between the already existing two? From Katie
- Never read a book for the rest of your life or have to read 1 a month or you die?
- Poop a softball or piss a marble? From Dan
- Have your boss be Michael Scott from "The Office" or Bob Kelso from "Scrubs"?
- Wake up after a drunken night with "white trash" tattooed on the back of your neck or "douche bag"? From Cassie
- Never listen to another song in your entire life or never watch another tv show?
- Throw up twice a day for the rest of your life, or always have diarrhea?
- Marry a pretty girl and know she's sleeping with all your friends or marry an ugly girl and know she's faithful? From Caleb
- (For the ladies) Be felt up by someone with 7 fingers on each hand or 7 fingers total? From Rachel
- Have sex with Rosie O'Donell alone or Jessica Alba with your parents watching? From Sam
- Get a handjob from Jessica Alba or a blowjob from Minnie Driver?
- Find an onion ring in your fries or a fry in your onion rings? From Mike
- Have an incurable lisp or an incurable nervous tick?
- Have Jagged irritating boogers that you can't pick for the rest of your life or a nonstop flow of snot forever. From Alex
- Be five hundred pounds overweight or dead?
- Farting or burping be socially acceptable to do in public?
- Would you have sex with your grandma for a million dollars?
Way to go, Tom!
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