The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame

by Streeter Seidell on February 12, 2007

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com. INCLUDE YOUR SCHOOL!

The Nominees

A) University of Illinois, Chicago, IL
Submitted by Curtis

Professor: Semester grades will be posted online sometime tomorrow afternoon.
Prom Queen: So like...11-ish?

B) Louisiana State University,  Baton Rouge, LA
Submitted by Kyle

In anatomy class...
   
Professor:I am double jointed in my elbows so I can lock my hands, step over them, and pull them up to behind my head but I can't get them over my head because I am not double jointed in my shoulders.
Mr. 4.0: So how do you get them back up front?
Professor: *sigh*

C) Lakeland Community  College, Kirtland, OH
Submitted by Clark

Intro to Logic class discussing philosophers

Professor:  "Now, who can tell me who John Locke is."
Turbo-Nerd:  "The bald guy on Lost!"
*Silence*

D) University of Rhode Island, Kingston, RI
Submitted by Jodee

While in basic math class second week of classes.
 
Professor: (Writing fractions on the board) Now fractions are used all the time and can be very useful.
The Brilliance: What are the lines in between the numbers?
Professor: *Stares*

E) Penn State Lehigh Campus, Fooglesville, PA
Submitted by Jess

In Astronomy class...

Professor: We're in college now, kids. What's another word for tilt? It starts with an I?
Back-Row Bill: Axis?
Class: *Laughter*


Vote

Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.
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