-Will you be Mein (Kampf)?
-Be my valentine and heil love you forever.
-Love me or I'll end you. I f*cking swear to god I'll end your life.
-This Valentines Day I can't bear to be without you (maybe draw a picture of a cute bear?)
-I reich you a lot.
-Our love is pure.
-You've blitzkrieged into my heart.
-I will f*cking kill you if you won't be my valentine. I will f*cking cut out your heart.
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