- They scream randomly and obnoxiously if you mention their name or where they are from.
- They make really stupid decisions that, as an observer you know are stupid, but in the same situation you know you'd do the same things.
- They hug and profess their love to anyone who is giving them something free.
- It's not as fun without the games.
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They kiss people they wouldn't normally kiss.
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They're not allowed to drive the cars.
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They don't have a great concept of how expensive things are.
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They oggle attractive women.
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Their friends cheer them on.
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They get excited over really, really trivial things. Like dinette sets.
- Bob Barker is there egging you on.
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