
Sharon: How about we write "Hollister" in a contrasting color on the front?
Jim: I love it! Next- long sleeve tees.
Roger: Um, we could write "Hollister" on the front and...
Jim: What? no. You're retarded.
Manny: How about we write "Hollister" on the front in cursive?
Jim: That's what I'm talkin' about! Pajama pants- go!
Manny: I'm thinking "Hollister" written across the butt.
Sharon: With "California" below it in a smaller font?
Manny: Naturally.
*everyone high fives*
Jim: Yes! We are in the zone!
Roger: These ideas are all the same.
Jim: You're fired. Get out.
Roger: What?
Jim: Roger, get out of my office.
Roger: We're not in your office. This is a conference room.
Jim: Don't correct me! I'm the Chairman of the Surfboard here, not you! ...Leave your trucker hat with the receptionist on your way out.
Roger: Fine. I hate it here anyway. Oh and by the way, none of you tools have ever touched a surfboard!
Manny: Come on, man. Don't embarrass yourself.
Roger: No, Manny! This is Columbus, Ohio. NO ONE SURFS HERE! You hear me?! No one! ... no one... no... *crying*
*silence*
Jim: ...Well this is uncomfortable. I'm gonna take a break to change my leather wrist band and maybe get some fresh puka shells around my neck. We'll meet back here in 20 minutes to discuss hoodie season.
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Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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So many different shows, you won't realize they're exactly the same!
They don't mean to be the bad guy here...
You skinny, even though you're fat in real life: How the world sees you is very important to you, but not as important as cake.
Get rid of that Bush once and for all
That is a cool fight! But I think that the woodpecker would die at last, cuz it has been biten by the snake for several times.
Wow, they really took a few steps back for the sequel.