Staff Meeting: Hollister Clothing Designers

by Thomas on February 21, 2007

Jim: We all know why we're here... We need some new ideas for this year's winter line. So everybody put on your thinking skull-caps and gimme some good ones! First up- t-shirts.

Sharon: How about we write "Hollister" in a contrasting color on the front?

Jim: I love it! Next- long sleeve tees.

Roger: Um, we could write "Hollister" on the front and...

Jim: What? no. You're retarded.

Manny: How about we write "Hollister" on the front in cursive?

Jim: That's what I'm talkin' about! Pajama pants- go!

Manny: I'm thinking "Hollister" written across the butt.

Sharon: With "California" below it in a smaller font?

Manny: Naturally.

*everyone high fives*

Jim: Yes! We are in the zone!

Roger: These ideas are all the same.

Jim: You're fired. Get out.

Roger: What?

Jim: Roger, get out of my office.

Roger: We're not in your office. This is a conference room.

Jim: Don't correct me! I'm the Chairman of the Surfboard here, not you! ...Leave your trucker hat with the receptionist on your way out.

Roger: Fine. I hate it here anyway. Oh and by the way, none of you tools have ever touched a surfboard!

Manny: Come on, man. Don't embarrass yourself.

Roger: No, Manny! This is Columbus, Ohio. NO ONE SURFS HERE! You hear me?! No one! ... no one... no... *crying*

*silence*

Jim: ...Well this is uncomfortable. I'm gonna take a break to change my leather wrist band and maybe get some fresh puka shells around my neck. We'll meet back here in 20 minutes to discuss hoodie season.

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