Pro
The world is your beer cooler.
Con
The snow plow likes to go into your beer cooler.
Pro
Anywhere you pass out outside is like falling asleep on a fluffy mattress.
Con
You don't ever wake up.
Pro
Classes get canceled.
Con
You miss out on an educational opportunity.
Pro
Too snowy to do anything outside leads to heavy petting.
Con
The only person in the house is your roommate.
Pro
There are a lot of fun snow activities in Wisconsin.
Con
You live in Wisconsin.
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Ryan at University of Wisconsin - Platteville
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
What if...
Competitive eater Crazy Legs Conti downs three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet, and two cups of coffee in less than five minutes.
The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.
A POV walk through a typical college bathroom experience, in all its grimy loofah glory.
O_o
The way you sleep during a one night stand can say a lot about your feelings towards the situation…
She is hot lol