This week: Pumping Up!
Chad: How jacked do you think I can get? (examines biceps)
Chad: Trick question titty face. I can get as jacked as I want. As long as I focus my mind on a certain body part it'll get jacked.
Chaz: Right, I knew that.Chaz: I can hardly see your neck anymore.
Chad: My neck is weak! I'd rather have traps than neck.
Chaz: It's like you're fortifying your neck with shoulders, so it can't be attacked.
Chad: I wish my neck was a bicep. That way I could do more bicep curls.
Chaz: You love bicep curls.
Chad: Shit yeah I love 'em.
Chad looks in the mirror in front of him, he nods his head thinking to himself “You know what’d go great with this black beater... a trucker hat"
Chad: Alright, finish this set up, Chad.
Chaz gives a look of confusionChad: Oh, right... our names both start with "Cha"… it's confusing sometimes
Chaz: Anywaaays, finish this set up .
Chad: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!!!
Chaz: What's wrong???
Chad: My iPod ran out of battery. Weak piece of shit!!! (throws iPod on the floor…destroying it)
Chad runs to his bag, opens it and removes a 20 g PROtein bar, covers it in a gelled creatine…then washes it down with 15 grams of Instantized Strawberry Whey Protein mix. Think of Popeye.
Chad: Spot me NOW! And sing the goddamn background vocals!
Chad begins bench pressing, then starts singing in scream:Chaz: (softy and embarrassed) The limit.
Chad: Take it maybe one step more(Chad rips black beater off and starts running around gym as he finishes the song)
Chaz: (deep sigh) You give fraternities a bad name.
by Alison Becker at Georgetown
by Jeff Rosenberg at NYU
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