I have a question for you. Does that make you feel sexy? Because I think I just puked in my own mouth looking at you. I know, I know, everyone's beautiful their own way, but sweet mother of joseph I can see every jiggle of your ass, well earned by eating your favorite tub of ben and jerry's using french fries as a spoon, washed down with an amped. How do you even begin to think you can pull that off? Have some respect for yourself, and most importantly, others, who can do nothing but stare in awe at your decision to flaunt your fat.
Sincerely,
The guy walking behind you on the quad.
P.S. - Thank you, because I gave up masturbation for lent and it just got a whole lot easier. I won't be able to think about sex for at least a week.
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