The Weekly WYR

by Streeter Seidell on March 02, 2007

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather...

  • Lose an eye or a leg? From Tom
  • Have your eyelids sewn open or sewn shut? From Josh
  • Get handed a $100,000 check at the beginning of every year or know everything on Wikipedia?
  • Not be able to taste sugar or not be able to taste salt? From Keith
  • Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes, or be cursed to always use proverbs in the wrong context?
  • Be the leading scientist in your field or get mad cow disease? From Daniel
  • Stick the tip of your penis into scalding hot spaghetti sauce or eat the sauce after someone else put their junk in it? From Sam
  • Eat a live squid or a dead puppy?
  • Be thrown down with the sodomites or keep doing the warden's taxes? From Aaron
  • Have invented the slam dunk or invented beer pong?
  • Be the worst player in the NBA or the best player in the WNBA? From Verde
  • Have chicks refer to your sexual ability as "the best two minutes of my life" or "the worst two hours"? From Tyson
  • Only be allowed to eat soda, pizza, and french fries (but it’s healthy) or continue your current diet?
  • Be on the first experimental space tourism flight or the second?
  • Have three goldfish-size dolphins or one cat-size mountain gorilla? From Chris
And the winner of the "I Sent An Email To The Wrong Address" Award is Tim, who sent this to me.  Subj: Matt's party

  • You goin?  Are you gonna get beers before or is matt gonna get them?  Lemme know dude.
Congrats, Tim.  You've confused me with one of your friends!  Better be a little more careful with your email's auto-complete feature.  Oh, and get beers before.  You can never be too careful. 

Send your best WYR's to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com
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