| Gay | Actually Gay |
| Staying in your room on a Friday to study for a test. | Staying in your room on a Friday to have homosexual intercourse with some guy. |
| Getting a fat free frozen yogurt with rainbow sprinkles at the dining hall. | Licking frozen yogurt off the stomach of some guy you met in a gay bar, which you frequent |
| Going home the weekend of your frat's biggest party | Going home the weekend of your frat's biggest party to meet some dude you met online. And then having casual sex with him |
| Spending too much time with your girlfriend | Breaking up with your girlfriend to be with a guy that you've been having sex with. |
| Wearing a pink shirt | Wearing a pink shirt while you're giving a handjob to your boyfriend. |
| Using conditioner | Using conditioneras lubricant to get fucked by a guy. |
by Patrick Cassels at Purchase College
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
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