Gay vs Actually Gay

by Jake Hurwitz on March 03, 2007

The use of the word "gay" as a negative meaning "stupid" or "lame" has really taken over our mind and warped our thinking so there's really no distinction between what's "gay," and what's actually gay. So here is a helpful chart.

Gay	Actually Gay
Staying in your room on a Friday to study for a test.	Staying in your room on a Friday to have homosexual intercourse with some guy.
Getting a fat free frozen yogurt with rainbow sprinkles at the dining hall.	Licking frozen yogurt off the stomach of some guy you met in a gay bar, which you frequent
Going home the weekend of your frat's biggest party	Going home the weekend of your frat's biggest party to meet some dude you met online. And then having casual sex with him
Spending too much time with your girlfriend	Breaking up with your girlfriend to be with a guy that you've been having sex with.
Wearing a pink shirt	Wearing a pink shirt while you're giving a handjob to your boyfriend.
Using conditioner	Using conditioneras lubricant to get fucked by a guy.