The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free
Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at
CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com.
INCLUDE YOUR SCHOOL!The Nominees
A) UNC, Chapel Hill, NCSubmitted by Lucas
In an Intro to Country Music class.
Professor: Don't forget to bring in your scan-tron bubble sheets for the midterm on Tuesday.
My brilliant roommate: Is this test multiple choice?
B) Brown University, Providence, RISubmitted by Samuel
During a Political Science seminar, we were discussing the widespread problem of homelessness.
Idiot: If I suddenly became homeless, I would just call up my friends Jenny or Paige and sleep over there. Why don't they just do that?
C) University of Kentucky, Lexington, KYSubmitted by Jessica
In a Dinosaurs and Disasters class, the Professor was showing pictures of a dinosaur that resembles a porcupine:
Professor: So who can tell me what animal living today looks similar to this one?
The Brilliance: A triceratops?
Professor: *pauses and stares* ... No....
D) Colorado School of Mines, Golden, CO
Submitted by Chris
In a history gen-ed course, the topic was the Nazi regime, and the teacher shows a document with Hitler’s Signature...
Head of the Class: Wait…Hitler signed his name in English?
E) UMass, Amherst, MA
Submitted by Doug
Double-Whammy in an astronomy lecture.
Professor: What benefits does the Earth receive by having an atmosphere?
Contestant #1: Gravity?
Contestant #2: Night and Day?
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Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a
Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to
CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to
include your school or we won't be able to use it.
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