BlaZerBoY2k: a/s/l?
Me: c’mon, seriously?
BlaZerBoY2k: jk, I know who you are lol
BlaZerBoY2k: sup
Me: I’m kinda pissed actually. Someone rear-ended my car the other day.
BlaZerBoY2k: tht sux :( hey, have you seen that new vid on ebaumsworld with the lady stomping grapes? I’ve got the link..
Me: yeah I have, it’s pretty funny
Me:so now I’ve gotta file a claim and go through all this bs with the insurance co.
BlaZerBoY2k: buck up, I got something that will change your luck
Me:what?
BlaZerBoY2k: its just this little message, send it to 5 ppl
Me:oh I hate those things
BlaZerBoY2k: if you break the chain you’ll die alone. It’s proven science, you can’t take that risk..
BlaZerBoY2k: so wat happened w/ that girl you liked?
Me:we went out a couple times but apparently she has bf or something now, fucking weak
Me:it sucks cuz she was real cool, we had fun together
BlaZerBoY2k: Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
BlaZerBoY2k: that’s what I always say
Me:don’t give me that crap
BlaZerBoY2k:well I’ve got this love test you can take, it’ll predict your love life
Me:I’m not falling for that one again
BlaZerBoY2k: there are other fish in the sea, a great guy. Just remember, you’re unique. Just like everyone else ;)
Me:omg, plz stop.
BlaZerBoY2k: you’ll find a great girl. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Me:how original.
BlaZerBoY2k: I can get 60 miles to the gallon on this hog.
Me:?????
BlaZerBoY2k: just one of the best lines from my favorite movie, duh
Me:I gtg, ttyl
BlaZerBoY2k: k, late
by Dustin at University of Oregon
by Brian Murphy
by Ariel Greenspoon
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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Pretty accurate portrayal of the journey through life.
A Salt-n-Pepa parody that proves you can't spell "sensual" without "SMS."
she must give great head, otherwise this would be totally unacceptable.
Every American knows the story of the First Thanksgiving, when the Wampanoag Indians saved the Pilgrims from starvation and the two peoples celebrated with a feast. Lesser known is the "Second Thanksgiving." Like most Holidays, there was a lot of agg
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