Best Day Ever-
Message 1: "Hey, baby. I know you're so nervous about today. I'm just at work, thinking of you. No matter what happens I'm going to come home, cook you dinner butt naked, you stallion! Love you!"
Message 2: "Hello there, this is Doctor George! Sorry to have gotten you so worried, but it turns out my glasses were dirty and it wasn't a tumor at all, isn't that funny?"
Worst Day Ever-
Message 3: "Uh. Oh, geez. This is... Doctor George. You know... I went to clean my glasses just now and it was... still there.. um. It's actually the biggest tumor I think I've ever seen. You should... probably come down here."
by Mary Kolesnikova
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Alex Schmidt at Syracuse
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
LOL, this tree is sexy
Cyberbullying happens everyday. It happened to my friend Kenny. His courage inspired me to speak out.
http://fantasticgrandpa.com/ It was a hit. Am I right?
700+ rivet n washer used so far, two part resin urethane helmet