An Academic Thesis is always impressive, mostly because of it's title. You can impress naive grad students into thinking you are an intellectual just by explaining everything you're into, in a highly exalted way. I'm into Rap music, so I always tell unsuspecting doctoral candidates that I wrote my dissertation on "Third World Appropriations of Hip Hop Culture as a means for Social Revolution."
If your title is written to a suitable level of grandiloquence they won't ask further questions. I've written some essay titles based on topics you might be interested in. Feel free to use these while flirting with your TA.
If you are into Keg Stands...
Going Vertical: An Inquiry into how the Inverted Imbibing of Carbonated Alcoholic Beverages is Beneficial Towards the Participant's Composition
If you are into Pizza...
A Contemporary Manna: The Food of Life
If you are into Date Rape...
Does No, Really Mean No?: Redefining Concepts of Consensus
If you are into Fart Jokes...
A Lethal Wind: An Exploration into the Jocularity of Flatuence
If you are into Chiefings/Shamings...
Epidermic Cartography: The Mapping of One's Evening as Described by the Markings on Their Skin.
Remember the three rules of an impressive essay title: Long words, Long sentences, Disregard grammar advice from Word.
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by Joshua Heller
by Amir and Ethan
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Rainbow oh my god!!
ALF, Kermit, Garfield, Winnie the Pooh, the Smurfs, the Chipmunks, George and Barbara Bush team up against one common enemy: Drugs!
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