- Regular library hours return, thank god.
- I was missing the school's food. Taco Tuesday, bitches!
- Three words: Jean Shorts Weather. 'Nuff said.
- The computer lab is open so I can play video games on DSL instead of my parents dial up. They still use AOL. pwnd.
- The basketball team is finally done using the gym so our fencing club can have our first match.
- It's warm enough to shoot the final climatic battle scene of our TMNT (that's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for you n00bs) spoof.
- All the hot chicks put up their spring break beach pics on facebook so I have something new to masturbate to.
Recording...
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