Stupid Question Hall of Fame

by Streeter Seidell on March 12, 2007

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com. INCLUDE YOUR SCHOOL!

The Nominees

A)University of Central Arkansas, Conway, Arkansas
 On the week of Friday the 13th
 
Genius:  Do you think September 11th will ever fall on Friday the 13th?
 
Everyone in class starts laughing really hard.


B) Dutchess Community College in Poughkeepsie New York.
In some random biology class.

Teacher: Any questions?

Dumbass blonde girl: At what age does a deer become a moose?



C) East Stroudsburg University, East Stroudsburg PA
Submitted by Andrew
 
During an Intro to Microeconomics class:
 
Professor: Today we are going to be discussing chapter 7, which covers outsourcing.  Before we start, would anyone like to tell me what they think about the increase in outsourcing in the United States and how it effects the amount of jobs given to foreigners as compared to Americans?
 
Closet Racist:  Yeah, I hate it because I can never understand those Mexicans when I have to talk to them on the phone.
 
Professor: *stunned silence*

D) St. Johns University, Queens, NY
Submitted by Anthony

During Science, where the professor is demonstrating static by
separating sand with a baloon.

Blonde Broad: Is that like what Jesus did with like the Red Sea?

Professor: You mean Moses?

Blonde Broad: The guy with the boat?

Professor throws up

E) Champlain College, Burlington VT

Submitted by Frank
In a International Hospitality Class:

Professor: What are some other countries that use American Dollars as their currency?

Blondie: Hawaii?
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Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.
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