Common and Lesser Known, But Similar, College Phenomenas

by Drew Drago on March 14, 2007

There are certain experiences that everyone who has gone to college can relate to. Forgetting about your laundry for a few hours and having someone throw it on the floor in the dorm laundry room, running out of meal plan points on Thursday, getting kicked out of a fraternity party at four in the morning for allegedly conspiring to poop in one of the brother's New York Yankees fitted hats. These are things that we have all done and it can be a common bond in the work place years later or at the bar when we are trying to get laid. Nothing catalyzes the cohesion of co-workers or spreading of legs as well as a shared laugh over something that happens in college that everyone can relate to.
But what about the things that happen exclusively in college that we don't talk much about? The things that we don't talk about because they don't happen to as many people or they are unpleasant to talk about? They are still important and we should talk about them.
Here are some common college phenomenas and less common or more unpalatable.

Everyone knows that college students love hooking up, but for some of our more socially inept classmates it simply isn’t an option. That’s why, during early Sunday morning Sony PSP matches, nerdier college students brag about booking up. To book up is to send a random Facebook friend request to a hot girl and if she accepts, masturbate to her photo albums. One might say: “Dude, I totally booked up with Melanie Ethand last night, when she gets back from spring break and uploads, I’m in business!”

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