
Bran: Why didn't you get in my pool Moose?
Moose: It's too cold to go swimming.
Chad: Funny guy. You know what I mean...the tournament.
Moose: Oh crap, did I not get it in on time? Shoot! Poop! Well...there's always next year.
Brad and Chad give each other awkward looks
Bran: Moose would probably pick Oral Roberts to go all the way anyway.
Moose: I wouldn't pick Oral Roberts. He sucks.
Chad: Oral Roberts is a school, not a person.
Moose: No shit.
Chad gives Bran a look of concern
Bran: Do you know what we're talking about?
Moose: (nervously) Definitely. Sports. Let's get high.
Chad: What sport?
Moose: The one with the ball.
Bran: You've got to be joking.
Moose: Hockey?
Chad: (pulling hair out) Noo! Basketball!
Moose: Oh, like Michael Jordan? Or is that baseball?
Bran: We're talking about College Basketball.
Chad: The NCAA tournament.
Moose: Cool. I'm going to go smoke and watch Harold and Kumar.
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