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- THIS EMAIL IS LIKELY SPAM. ACTUALLY, IT'S DEFINITELY SPAM. YOU CAN JUST GO AHEAD AND DELETE IT. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
- Online degrees... aren't that great.
- Are you overweight? No? Nevermind.
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- What time is it?
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And the winner, sad to say, was one that I actually recieved.
You can find it here, but seriously... think twice before clicking.
Warned you.
Recording...
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