Last week my friends and I went on a Carnival Cruise for Spring Break. Of the twelve of us, six of us have girlfriends. Seven days can be a long time and sometimes your right hand just doesn't do the trick. Which led us to the creation of the following list:
It's Not Cheating If...you were thinking of your girlfriend at the time
It's Not Cheating If...it happens on the dancefloor (standing up is a defense anytime)
It's Not Cheating If...she's ten years older than you (this includes Cougars, MILFs, etc.)
It's Not Cheating If...you close your eyes
It's Not Cheating If...she has the same name as your girlfriend
It's Not Cheating If...she's really hot
It's Not Cheating If...she weighs more than you
It's Not Cheating If...you can't remember
It's Not Cheating If...you don't tell her
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