

"Little help, dude?"
"I miss winter."
"It's exactly 86 degrees out today."
"It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
"Well, I'm off to class. I'll see you guys later."
"I remember / when we used to sit / in the goverment yard in Trenchtown / Oba-oba-serving the hypocrites / as they would mingle with the good people we met - sing along, guys - Good friends we have! / Good friends we lost / Along the way. / In this great future you can't forget your past / So dry your eyes, I say."
"Yo, anyone wanna catch 'Norbit' tonight?"
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
by CH Staff
by kate at Indiana University of Pennsylvania
Looks like the runner is related to Devin Hester or Barry Sanders. Either way, very embarrassing for the catcher.
Listening to these songs will never be the same again.
What if...
Competitive eater Crazy Legs Conti downs three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet, and two cups of coffee in less than five minutes.
The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.
Cool to see this, would have been amazing in person.
Olmec got a job doing late night love advice after his time at Nickelodeon ended. Let's rock.
not enough funding....
Oh baby, baby. How was he supposed to know, that somebody was watching?
The Spank Bank - that precious repository of masturbatory imagery that lives in the mind of each and every man - joins the digital age.