It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather...
- Be a guest on "The Daily Show" or on "The Colbert Report"? From Chris
- Have sex with a girl who used to be a guy, or a guy who used to be a girl? From Jay
- Have invented the PB&J sandwich or rap music?
- Do homework during your evening shift in the chemistry library or spend it thinking of WYRs? From Andrew
- Have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life, or a fingernail that got trimmed too short? From Tom
- Never have to do your laundry or never have to clean your house/apt/dorm?
- Have to pay for everything in pennies or hundred-dollar bills for the rest of your life? From Matt
- Have a depressed operator on the other end of a suicide hot line, or an automated service? From James
- Always trip on your shoelaces or always get bloody noses?
- Read a would you rather that didn't have an alternate choice? From Andrew
- Control the volume of your farts or the smell? From Matt
- Lose all of the contacts in your cell phone, or be able to have all of them memorized, but only able to use a home phone? From Joseph
- Always be stuck in traffic or always miss calls from blacked numbers (with no voicemails)
- Be stuck in a cage with a hungry tiger or in a pool with a hungry great white shark? From John
- Win a blow job contest or lose a blow job contest? From James
And this week's winner of the "I'm High" award goes to Dylan, who sent in this.
Wow, how poignant. Thanks Dylan!
Send your best (original) WYRs to Streeter.Seidell@gmail.com
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