You Know You're A Freshman If Your Facebook Looks Like:

by Mary Kolesnikova on April 03, 2007

Dale Abbott added “Drinking” to his interests. 4:36 am

Ben Nimmons wrote on Laura Boyd’s wall. 10:25 am
“Hey, really good seeing you last night. Sorry about your shirt. No I’m not.”

Alexandra Taylor is attending Delta Gamma Gold Pro’s and Country Club Ho’s 2007. 11:28 am

Carl Grishom is back on campus… ladies. 12:18 pm

Mike Owens joined the group Lovin that Sticky Icky- UCSB chapter. 1:48 pm

Josh Crowens joined the group If This Facebook Group Gets 10,000 members I’ll Totally Blow YOUR MOM. 2:27 pm

Riley Kenna added “The DaVinci Code” to her favorite books. 3:01 pm

Amy Blader added “Animal House” to her favorite movies. 3:17 pm

Kyle Nunez added “Grandma’s Boy heh heh” to his favorite movies. 4:20 pm

Tom Campbell added “AquaTeen” to his favorite TV shows. 5:11 pm

Amber Escobar edited Spring Break Plans in her profile. “Going to Daytona with the Dunne Hall 5 Crew!!! Yayayaya! Dunne 5!” 6:33 pm

CaYci BlAkE is gOiNg to CLaRan KaRaoKe and you BITCHEZZ beTTEr Be thURR!!! DoN’t sToP bEliEvI’N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10:32 p.m.

Nikki Wasson tagged Elizabeth Stein in six photos. 11:54 pm
Tagged in: “Tits, Ass and DG for Life!”

Jake Vale is 2 in da pink, THREE in da stink, hoes! 1:35 am