I know everyone wanted to say it but didnt have the pair, so I will do it for you, my top 10 reasons why baseball blows hard....
10. Harry Carry R.I.P
9. On that note, the Cubs
8. The Yankees actually drafted your little brother...... then gang raped him.
7. Boston Red Sox fans enjoy the smell of their own farts.
6. So easy even an unfrozen caveman lawyer could do it
5. Some teams are actually named after colored socks???
4. 162 games...really is that much necessary?
3. You can die just by attending a game
2. A major college sport that no one actually cares about
1. I dont know if you realized this, but they have a position they call "ball boy" thats just sick!
by Robert at Purdue
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Murray The Nut
Looks like the runner is related to Devin Hester or Barry Sanders. Either way, very embarrassing for the catcher.
Listening to these songs will never be the same again.
What if...
Competitive eater Crazy Legs Conti downs three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet, and two cups of coffee in less than five minutes.
The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.
Cool to see this, would have been amazing in person.
Olmec got a job doing late night love advice after his time at Nickelodeon ended. Let's rock.
not enough funding....
Oh baby, baby. How was he supposed to know, that somebody was watching?
The Spank Bank - that precious repository of masturbatory imagery that lives in the mind of each and every man - joins the digital age.