Stupid Question Hall of Fame

The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame

by Streeter Seidell April 09, 2007



The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com. INCLUDE YOUR SCHOOL!

The Nominees

A) Lynchburg College, Lynchburg, VA
Submitted by Michelle

My history professor was talking about teaching in Africa for two years.

The Brain:
So, are there any schools in Africa?

B) Texas A&M, College Station, TX
Submitted by Jordy

In Anthropology, Peoples and Cultures of the World, we were talking about
early and current foraging cultures:


Professor: Studies have shown, contrary to popular belief, a typical hunter-gatherer would only work 42 hours.
The Brilliance:  Is that per day?

C) University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, PA
Submitted by Andrew

Ivy League Student: Are we still going to have class on Easter?
Professor: Easter falls on a Sunday...
Ivy League Student: But next year if Easter falls on a weekday, do we get class off then?
Professor: *Silence*

D) UMass Amherst, Amherst, MA
Submitted by Chris

In an art history class discussing civilizations and natural resources...


Professor:  What are some other natural resources in the middle east?
Back-Row Warrior:  The pyramids?
Professor:   Um, no...

E) University of San Diego, San Diego, CA
Submitted by Jeff

In my Life in the Oceans Class, discussing the sexual behavior of dolphins:

Professor: So, Dolphins are one of only a few species of animals on Earth who have sex not only for reproduction, but also for pleasure.
Blondie: Do humans have sex for reasons other than reproduction too?

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