
I got into the subway this morning
I saw a man
His lips were
...moving
Moving like mine
He was singing
the exact
same
song
that I was listening to.
In all the world...
two iPods
with the exact same song on
at the exact same moment.
OK,
that didn't really happen
But how f*cking cool would that be?
Pretty Girl (A Haiku)
Hey there pretty girl
I really want to punch you
in your stupid face
More of Kev's short poems after the jump..
The Struggle
Shake Shake Shake
Silver goes in
One more Shake
Twist, turn, turn
Thumb, index, middle
I only got seven peanut M&M's this time
If I Had a Puppy
If I had a puppy
I would name him Rex
Or something else
that a dog should be called.
I would promise to take care
of him
But probably wouldn't
I mean I'd feed him
I don't think I'd walk him
Not if it's cold out
anyway
You say I should not own
a puppy
But only the Lord can judge me
Gene
Gene Rayburn
How cool are you?
I love your microphone
And your intoxicated
smile
Are you still
alive?
Wikipedia has informed me
you died six years ago.
RIP Gene Rayburn
Check out past poems here.
by Cyanide & Happiness
by Kev Kage
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
Things look a little different when you're intoxicated...
A cavalcade of Hollywood stars give Americans a dozen reasons not to visit the polls this November.
Fight Club, Home Alone and your other favorite films just got a lot shorter.
"The American People are attending Economic Crisis '08"
Wanna see a magic trick? I'll make your retirement funds... disappear...
I cant wait for this to hit north America...
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Everyone has one, if not many, pseudo-friends. Odds are that not only do you have them, you are one yourself. A pseudo-friend is an acquaintance that you have around campus that you used to have a close relationship with, but aren't even on speaking terms anymore.
Eli goes to have a little fun and ends up getting a little surprise.