I do not know when this fashion did start,
But the girl who wears leggings has stolen my heart.
These skin-tight pants are anything but,
Some may say they make a lady look like a slut.
Generally worn with large, oversized sunglasses,
Leggings show off fat girls big, beautiful asses.
And as their skin jiggles and the cellulite shows through,
It is leggings that have made my love be so true.
Their panty line is flawless, I can see each and every frill,
Everytime I see a girl in leggings, I always go in for the kill.
But most beloved of all about leggings, is the fabled camel-toe;
The loose vagina's skin is the sure sign of a ho.
If you are unfamiliar with my love you must not be from the Northeast,
You should come by some time because you are surely in for a treat.
And if you ever find yourself equally as enamored,
Check how much you've had to drink, because you must surely be hammered.
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