1. The manliest men always wear the least clothing.
2. Face paint can only make you cooler.
3. People from the Pacific Islands are all bloodthirsty savages who can't talk.
4. Beating the crap out of your boss will get you a promotion.
5. Chest hair is directly proportional to sex appeal.
6. Sooner or later, your best friend WILL betray you.
7. Even the morbidly obese can be professional athletes.
8. Boobies = Ratings
by Ricky Van Veen at Wake Forest
by Adam W at Dakota State
by CH Staff
Somebody makes Cookie Monster's cookies more... special.
Your favorite classic games get renamed.
This is pretty funny whether you believe in God or not.
The classic movies in your Netflix queue that you never actually watch are sick and tired of your neglect.
Take the red pill. Get the blue screen.
One click, and this video magically plays and you magically laugh at it.
If they're going to serve gross food, they might as well pay you to eat there.
If the song was any longer they'd have to get the wireless bicycle controller.
Next time get out of the way.