The New Match.com

by Syrus on April 11, 2007

Looking for that special someone of maybe just looking for something physical? Well my friend you are in luck because you can get that person here at collegehumor.com. That’s right, this new dating service is free to all users and the only requirement is that you be funny. Once you have completed that 4671 question survey our computers will match you up with someone that is the completely the opposite of your personality. Take at you unfunny Beauty and the Geek tv show. Anyway, below are just a few examples of our quick 15 hour survey.

6. If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

219. Please finish this sentence:

When I think about you I touch my (blank)

1754. Where you pissed off that Elisha Cuthbert did not show her tits in the movie The Girl Next Door?

3982. What was John Wayne’s real name and what Revolutionary War general was named after?

4359. Please fill in the blank:

Michael Jackson (blank) little boys in their crotch region.

4671. Do you find Derek Money to be attractive and if so would you please message him your number?

We hope that when you take the real survey that you answer seriously sp that you too can meet that special someone. This formula is 100 percent sure to fail, but what the hell, try it anyway.

Warning: Collegehumor is not liable if the person you are matched up with gives you a sexually transmitted disease. However, we do have a very strict privacy policy so that if you do have an STD we will not tell any other users about it. Also, Derek Money is disease free.