So, last night I was ___1___ this chick and she ____2____. So I left, and I went Chad's house and we played_____3_____. Then around midnight, Chad went into the closet to get the ____4____ and we had fun with that for like an hour. I left after that and went to a pizza place where I ordered a ____5____. After I finished that, I got a call from Lindsey about a huge ___6___ on the edge of town. At the ___7___, I met this chick that could ____8____ and I wasn't weirded out by it. So I went back to my place with her and we ____9____ with a spoon for awhile, but then she ____10____ and had to leave so I told her to ____11____ in the morning, but I hope I never see her again. In the morning I ____12____ with a ____13____ and then played some xbox. I think I'll change my major to _____14_____ studies before next semester. One hell of a weekend.
by Kate Spencer at Bates
by Andy at University of Nebraska - Lincoln
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
Georgia is no longer friends with Russia.
A hip-hop tribute to life's most uncomfortable moments.
This suit looks like it's covered in rollerblade wheels that allow the man to travel frighteningly fast down the Swiss Alps. The best thing about this whole operation is how obviously safe it is.
"...Also, that scene in Half Past Dead where I break the drug dealer's neck in 9 places is a thinly veiled Buddhist allegory."
A CEO's wife faces the wrath of her husband's co-workers.
Water has nothing to do with it, he's moving with pure inertia.
and liquor