The past couple weeks people have been sending me all sorts of crazy things from stuff they’ve overheard Frat guys saying at bars, clubs or just hanging out.  Here are a couple of the best – four of them are real, one’s fake.  Guess which one!

"Dude, I just got this sickkkkkkk acoustic bass man. Sh*t was backordered for like 3 months. Bro, ITS A F*CKING DEAL, I got it for like 150 f*ckin’ dollars. You tell me where you’ll find a better f*cking deal, CAUSE YOU WONT YOU F*CK."
    - Ohio State University -
 
"You don't remember that night? You know the night where I just looked at TJ and was like, “Dude get me out of here, or I'm goin’ f*ckin’ start to break stuff'. And I DID f*cking break stuff. F*ckin sweet time."
    - James Madison University -

“No dude, you don’t understand.  It was the Most. Disgusting. Sh*t. Of my Life.  I think I dropped a lung in the bowl.  I didn’t even finish wiping. Hahah…gave up, dude. The shit was too messy!  Mom always said I was a quitter, but I’m a man of principle.  Two wipes and I’m out.”
    - Eckerd College -

I’ve never drank so much brew in my life dude. My head with splittin’ for real this mornin’. Last night was ridonkulous though man, I think I dropped like 40 bones on myself and that stupid bitch stupid girl Jess.  Probly call her tonight, see what’s good.  Nah, I’ll just text her… so chill.
    - Wisconsin University -


“I hooked up with this smokin’ hot girl last night.”
    - Michigan State -
 

If anyone would like to contribute to FratChat’s “Overheard”, e-mail the conversation and school to FratChat@GMail.com. 

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